monkey chick

chick that looks like a monkey

monkey chick has nice ass

by Ninjalo March 11, 2004

Monkey Brain

Monkey Brain ; Adjective . Used to describe people like youtuber CDawgVA

Garnt : You make litcherally no sense

Joey : That’s because Connor has a monkey brain

by YourMumLover666 May 24, 2021

White Monkey

When someone takes a shit, jizzes on it... and then throws it at someone.

Armando found Martha cheating on him after a long day at work; He decided to get revenge by giving them both a White Monkey.

by G.T. Collins February 5, 2009

Northern monkey

The foundation of English society. The counter part to the Southern Fairy. Draught beer is a popular tipple of the Northern Monkey as opposed to the copious amounts of drugs consumed by the Southern Fairy. Up front and truthful the Northern Monkey has an honest opinion and also has an impecable sense of humour compared to the non-existent sense of humour of the Southern Fairy. e.g. Peter Kay, Vic Reeves, etc.

The Northern Monkey also happens to be very articulate compared to the Southern Fairy using reasonable English words instead of the general expletive used by the Southerner. e.g. C**t, F**k, etc.

The northern monkey is the cornerstone of English society.

by Ronnie121 June 29, 2007

fuck a monkey

1. A general exclamation of frusration.
2. An angry dismissal.

1. "This computer won't work! argh, fuck a monkey!!!
2. Guy 1: "god, your such a dumbass," Guy 2: "Oh, fuck a monkey!"

by BloodSeraph December 13, 2008

Porch Monkey

Porch Monkey- Anyone who is lazy and has others do their work while they sit on the porch watching like a damn monkey!

"Ya'll go on down to the field and work til dark, while I stay here on the porch and look stupid." Kindof like slavery, we did all the work to build this country while others just watched from the porch. "Porch Monkey"

by Tony G23 March 2, 2010

report monkey

-In IT Terminology-

An affectionate term for a report developer; especially if he/she is not involved in any aspect of the report developement process other than the actual creating (or coding) of a report.
Similar in use to code monkey and tape monkey

"Yeah, the report looks like crap right now, but I'll have the report monkey fix it up before it goes into production."

by [KPOK] August 16, 2008