Cement Manifold Pipe

It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.

The contractor ordered 40 ft of Cement Manifold Pipe.

by tharris October 10, 2012

make that pipe whistle

A professional smoker! Someone that can make that pipe whistle!

“That man can “make that pipe whistle!”

by Bunniluv420 April 20, 2024

Pipe bomb

"to pipe bomb" is an Irish man's favourite activity

"If you continue with this bullshit, I'll pipe bomb you"
"Try me bitch"

by Mustard Boy November 6, 2020

Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker September 2, 2015

grievance pipe

Laying pipe to someone who is grieving and in an inconsolable state to make them feel better

Neej: Dude I just gave grievance pipe to my girlfriend

Ben: Ah shit what happened?
Neej: Her dog died so I wanted to make her feel better

by LopesUpBro! March 21, 2016

bag piped

To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).

Can possibly be done to someone else.

I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.

by Stpaul83 February 27, 2018

Kentucky pipe swap

The act of tricking the male partner into getting the female partner pregnant.

My wife pulled a Kentucky Pipe Swap and now she’s pregnant

by Beazer1994 August 16, 2024