Newton's Car Wash

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.

You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.

by mreman91 November 20, 2010

Three car rule

The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.

This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.

by TheDickInFrontOfYou July 28, 2012

Car scene slag

A creature that surfaces at car meets, has a distinct smell of burnt clutch and head gasket failure to it, bounces between desperate lads in the car scene then tries to set up an only fans when her vagina would require 1tb of memory for a single lip shot

The burnt clutch smell lingered as the car scene slag waved her vagina across the car park

by Vag1989 January 26, 2020

Jamaican Car Wash

Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.

Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word

by thetaco2 June 9, 2018

Me mums car

A car that me mum owns in formal English

Me mums car is going to be here tomorrow

by The sherbet lemon gang January 26, 2020

Kentucky Clown Car

When a bunch of siblings and cousins have sex in the old broken down 1980's camaro parked in front of their trailer.

I swear Billy Bob, his sister, and their uncle brother do more banging in the ole Kentucky Clown Car than God knows what.....

by Ilko Skevuld March 26, 2022

pop your car

To put a banana or some other object into the muffler of a car so that the car makes a loud boom noise as it ejects the object from the muffler. Causes no harm to the car, but hilariously fun.

Friend 1: You better watch out, I'm gonna pop your car.
Friend 2: Bitch, I will kill you.

by Finyon February 17, 2013