every time is his first rodeo

A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.

Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.

by Kat'O9 April 01, 2022

Knows his way around Istanbul

The ability to bring a woman to orgasm using three fingers and a smoldering gaze.

No need to worry about Jim's chances of scoring tonight, that's a dude who knows his way around Istanbul.

by JAS12 March 25, 2011

mr twittie twister and his sisters

When sisters get a little bit too twitty with it.

brandon: oh hey baby sis u trynna get twitty wit it
lacie: no fuck off small dick dumb bitch
luke: ILL GET TWITTY WITH U BRANDON
brandon: come here then luke!
luke: Ahh! Ohh! Yumm? ur such a a good twitty tister brandon!
brandon: thnx i know!
lacie: you guys are fucking gay

brand and luke: WE KNOW!
mr twittie twister and his sisters

by mr twittie twister and his sis December 29, 2020

caught with his hand in the cookie jar

Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.

"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".

by Dan Drzewiecki November 04, 2003

lives under his pussy mask!

Adjective: Applicable to guys only.

fucking pussy who gets pussified when shit happens!

Fuck dylan! When shit happens, he gets so pussified & start blaming everyone. He practically lives under his pussy mask!

by ryker April 26, 2007

How does his dick taste?

The question you ask someone when they are dick eating

Dick eater: Yo Im digging the new haircut, and your fit is on point, ohh those Js are fresh
Person 2: yo how does his dick taste?

by Supremeyesweg November 06, 2014

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person 1: silly motherfucker with his arms in the air

person 2: fucking wilbur stan

by issis6 April 22, 2021