Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.

“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now”

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham”

by Danoman January 4, 2021

Willy Ham

Name for the The discarded piece skin post circumcision.

"what's for dinner tonight"
"A lovely plate of Willy Ham N Chips" "Fresh from the Mosque / Synagogue"

by GuitarNinja November 8, 2023

Ham

An Acronym for someone or something that is hard-as a motherfucker. Used as a adjective.

Ham - Adjective- Jeremy is working 16 hour days. That guy is going HAM

Ham - Adjective- if you do start working a little harder I am gonna be Ham on that ass.

by River Rat Ronnie April 3, 2021

ham god

Someone with a reputation of credit card fraud often used this term to look upon of

Yo how do i find out someones social security number

Ask Dante he's a ham god

by backdoepoppa May 19, 2025

Ham-Ass

A group of terrorists known for members resembling the back end of a pig

The squealing of the Ham-Ass idiots could be heard halfway around the world

by Pseuzie December 27, 2023

Drop the ham

To have sex. Basically the same as “lay pipe.”

“Hey Silas, you wanna come over and drop the ham on me?”
“Sure thing! Be right over!”

by MissMoPR December 3, 2021

Ham sandwich

A sandwich that is made out of turkey from the newest animal named a haminal witch is a ham

That looked like a good ham sandwich

by Emily’s new animal August 6, 2023