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stewy ham

Stewy Ham is the overall top word for mate
“hey look it’s big stewy ham”

“hey stew
“hey ham”
by Corzbra56 August 14, 2022
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ham

if ur ham then ur gay
ham is gay
by itukasheet August 18, 2022
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ham ass bitch

A bitch always calling somebody a ham as nigga, but she the one doing ham ass shit; ham ass bitch
I need some money to pay rent bitch you just got yo hair n nails done and a nigga can’t get a dime let alone a meal. A female always yelling my nigga gotta have money and her last nigga was broke as fuck and Bitch you broke!! Ham ass bitch!
by DetroitRealTalk August 21, 2022
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Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022
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Ham Sandwich

Slang : when a guy prefers white women over women of Colour.
by Do megabytes September 2, 2022
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Ham Bap

A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.
My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.

Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.
by R0bboCop September 21, 2022
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Going Ham

To go hard at something, or put your all into it. Usually with aggression, or a positive go-to attitude!
"By golly, he's really going ham!"

"How do you know?"

"The clap of his asscheeks is telling me so!"

(Morse code via assclapping is the best on god)
by Nugget0w0 September 21, 2022
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