gas piping

ANOTHER TERM FOR FARTING WHEN WITH WOMEN

I SEE THAT SOME GUY TESTED HIS GAS PIPING IN HIS ROOM

by MCROCKSTAR February 12, 2016

crash and gas

The cheapest gas station in town. It is usually busy with lines of cars waiting to fill up and has many more incidents of auto accidents and fender benders than other gas stations. Basically you crash in, gas up and crash out.

--I'm running on fumes here but I don't want to pay those high gas prices.
--CRASH AND GAS!!

I need to fill up. Where's the crash and gas?

by vordmeister July 8, 2011

Gaed

When a person is trying to be straight but is really hella gay.

OR, if a straight person gets bamboozled by a gay person and then they realise that they are also very gay too.

P1: "Carl, I swear I'm not gay."
P2: "That's what you said a week ago before shagging Ken."
P3: "Damn, gaed outta the closet."

by podadoes August 30, 2019

Tesla gas cap

There isn’t one you unevolved tit.

Why can’t I fill my Tesla up with gas, maybe the Tesla gas cap is in the trunk.

by TheRusty0ne July 2, 2021

Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants

Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas

by Eclipseiasux June 9, 2022

Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 3, 2022

Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB March 20, 2012