DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER

You just really fuck all day and night also you say I'm sick to skip school and fuck even more than god like what the fuck bro you just hit it in that bed you make more than that one time I went to a strip club, and she made something, so you go bro like fuck the others you are great not in a gay way you should go to Japan for women they hit like crazy and the strip clubs here are great for picking something up for the day like yeah fuck yeah.

You're a DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER

by Emi's fat ass March 11, 2022

the blueberry bush fucker

the salem witch trials happened because a man fucked a blueberry bush near a small village where he contracted a rash on his genitalia while watching a naked woman couth frolicking through the prism woods from a afar -1669

“the blueberry bush fucker came back from the dead and fucked my blueberry muffin bro like wtf”

by Snevdnun April 01, 2022

let's kill the fucker

the general need, want and overall desire to act out the murder of someone

Person 1: you know Louis is really annoying.

Person 2: let's kill the fucker.

by the_mon_man April 07, 2021

lil carrot fucker

a person that fucks lil carrots. Calling a guy a lil carrot fucker means he has a small dick and fucks anything. Calling a female a lil carrot fucker means she likes small dicks and fucks anything.

"Gosh Becky is such a lil carrot fucker."

"Cyan was being a lil carrot fucker when she was pmsing."

by Fucksticks101 June 18, 2017

Fat dough fucker

Any rich man, who walks around in a suit and a big brown cigar dick hangin outa his mouth with one of those fuckin bluetooths. And goes to starbuks every morning

Drews inspired for many years to be one of those fat dough fuckers.

by The rat bastard himself May 28, 2011

Mother Earth Fucker

A person who doesn't leave any holes on the surface of the earth unviolated. It involves fucking animal burrows, golf holes, borewells, wells, trenches, sinkholes, tunnels, graves and the like. Its origins can be traced back to the traditional glory holes. The participants wanted to feel one with nature. Erect their edifice into the ground, literally planting their seeds. A sub kink of this likes a BDSMeque twist where tree trunks are fair target for there perverse desires. Many a woodpecker nests have been flooded in such a manner. The practice is usually followed during the rains, when mother earth is adequately lubed to be penetrated.

_Jack is such a mother earth fucker, he goes to a golf course and thinks it's an orgy._

_A Mother earth fucker died as he got sucked inside a quicksand while trying to fuck it_

by Shaadinipples August 30, 2021

What fucker said that?

what you say when you hear of douchebaggery, just before turning round and seeing the fucker could stomp yer arse into the dust. the line is usually delivered drunkenly and without knowing that the fucker will be seven foot and sexually frustrated

X- we have to leave some guy said he was gonna beat me down
Me- What fucker said that?
*titanicinflannel appears behind me*
Me- aw shit

by lloyydd May 17, 2010