Not all humans make bowel movements everyday. And on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, Second Dump Syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she THINKS they may have.
Person On the toilet talking on Phone: "O.M. GOD, this is my second dump today, I probably have a new breed of the Mad Bird Flu Cow Positive Disease. I should get checked out."
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
by Jerk Face Jerk Man January 13, 2011
Surprise: When I realized Clarence was a girl, I almost dumped my trunks.
Disgust: When that new Avril Lavigne song came out on the radio, I pretty much dumped my trunks.
"Oh crap. I'm going to dump your trunks."
Disgust: When that new Avril Lavigne song came out on the radio, I pretty much dumped my trunks.
"Oh crap. I'm going to dump your trunks."
by Bobby Bobbinson May 03, 2008
A "dumb and dumber" dump is usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking, it is a rare but satisfying ocasion where you loose all form of bowel control. Simply sitting on the throne and holding on for dear life. Named proudly after a scene from dumb and dumber
Dave: Jesus christ I'd leave it five minutes man
Jaime: You had a bit of trouble with that dodgey pint you had last night
Dave: Better believe it man, I just totally destroyed
your toilet with a dumb and dumber dump!
Jaime: You're such a cunt.
Jaime: You had a bit of trouble with that dodgey pint you had last night
Dave: Better believe it man, I just totally destroyed
your toilet with a dumb and dumber dump!
Jaime: You're such a cunt.
by djb1905 January 28, 2008
Usually in a public bathroom, taking a dump immediately following someone else taking a dump while the seat is still warm.
by Andyman2340 September 26, 2018
A thin, effeminate gay male who walks around with a g-string wedged so far up his backside showing to the world his very hungry eternal black hole.
Also known as a gay whore who takes load after load in his ass and has an Insatiable hunger for attention and lonely white middle aged hefty males.
Also known as a gay whore who takes load after load in his ass and has an Insatiable hunger for attention and lonely white middle aged hefty males.
by Ready and Nasty December 16, 2017
When a man lays on top of the women while the women is laying on her back and the women's feet are on the mans hips and she pushes him up and as she brings him down his dick penetrates her vagina. This continues in a fluent motion
by TacoGuapo8=D March 14, 2016
by koonmagic November 28, 2010