The day of Depression

Basically every Monday...

Jack: The day of depression is coming...
Bob: Crap...

by Silversnake2nd February 2, 2018

Depression

one day i woke
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass

I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle

Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake

a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills

I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids

A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy

THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression

Depression. The part when the author ate some ass made me cry. That was so deep.

by Deep dolphin October 15, 2020

Depression

Depression is an overwhelming feeling that’s often taken lightly. It’s wanting to be happy but not being able to find a source of happiness. It’s wanting everything to be okay but never being able to see the good. It’s like falling in an endless pit. It takes away the interest for anything you loved. It make it so you question why you are alive and why people love you. Most of the time you don’t know why everything hurts. Depression is like drowning while no one can hear you crying for help. It make you feel completely alone and incapable of loving.

“Depression is a dark, endless pit that you can’t seem to escape. You just keep falling with no one knowing what’s going on.”

by Piecake11 July 29, 2021

MOOPLING DEPRESSION

MOOPLING DEPRESSION MEANS : You are a retard . And also means you are suicidal

YOU GET MOOPLING DEPRESSION IT FROM STDS.

by pearszz September 17, 2017

Depression

Depression means: Honestly bro just fucking end me.

Depression means Nah dawg
Person 1: hey wassup dude
Person 2: I’m feeling a little depressed lately
Person 1: *doesn’t know what to say* oof

by FUCK_EVERY_BODY October 28, 2020

Athenist Depression

Strong depression that 70% of the people have after simping over Athenist Furry Egirls. Its recommended to stay away from Athenist and leave as soon as possible. Remember, when you try to make them ur egirl, you're not the only one, many people is also trying.

As a proof of their simping:
Thanks to Eraser the packing god, I (Timelessirius) could android pack athenist furry simp leaders instead of becoming their slave. I am proud of my family for not making me a simp and now, I go happy without Athenist Depression. Im a grown 15 years old brazilian man.

Remember, it is never late to get a life, stay safe.

Simp: Man I got Athenist Depression.
Person: Wait, why?
Simp: I tried to make them my egirls but I figured out that they're lesbians...
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Labi: OwO
Gab: UwU
ri: >_<
Simp: Mwa uwu give me img perms!

by Strychniness April 16, 2021

Don't depress december [depress]

In don't depress december it's not allowed for boys/girls to cry or being sad

in Don't depress december depressi don't want to cry. being depressed is not good for you. happy Don't depress december
being defined like not allowed to cry

by Trond-Vegard Soltvedt November 26, 2019