Cool as a Cucumber 

Cool as a Cucumber is a very bold statement. You are only Cool as a Cucumber when you have inhaled at least 100 Cool Cucumber juul pods and then, only then, will you be as cool as a cucumber.

Freshman: "Man, Nick is as Cool as a Cucumber!"
Other Freshman: "No way! When did he hit 100?"

Cool as a Cucumber by PPTHEBUM September 20, 2019

cool branch 

your best friend, must be a total homie and an og homie.
derived from cool ranch doritos into cool branch horriblos from you suck at cooking.

someone: whos that on your snapchat story?
me: thats my nigha cool branch. he a straight g.

cool branch by chance shugg October 17, 2019

cool jizzero 

Basically, this is when you haven't jizzed in a really long time, than you would carve a pocket pussy out of a block of ice, you just use it a pocket pussy. You transfer the could jizz into a glass and fill it with a pinch of salt and a bit of lemon, this is one special cocktail.

-barman: what do you want, first cocktail on the house.

-Woman: I'll have one cool jizzero please.

-barman: Okay it could take some time tho, we don't have one pre-made. So could you just stay here and I'll show you how to make one

cool jizzero by _the ar October 25, 2019

cool beans 

cool beans

cool beans

cool beans by chonkychonkthechonkie November 30, 2019

Cool eel 

The coolest person to ever exist, even cooler than a cool cat. They are so cool that they can breathe underwater.

Tod: Have you heard about that new chick?
Richard: Yeah dude, she's a total cool eel. She really turns me on with that electric feel.

Cool eel by 02manycooks December 3, 2019

cool remix 

when everything seems to be going wrong so you say ‘cool remix’ to make it right; when you realize you have to respond to a conversation you weren’t listening to and only want to promote optimism; said when witnessing an individual perform a task in an unorthodox yet respectable manner; when someone says something real stupid but you don’t want them to feel bad::: must be proceeded by ‘yo’, can’t be followed with ‘bro’

Person 1: *Turns on oven with toes*
Person 2: ‘cool remix’

cool remix by JAAKA December 21, 2019

Cool Guy Jones

Typical speaking, a cool guy jones is one who really isn’t good at much but plays it up to be a star! Whether he’s the best man around , the best driver or athlete! This is a cool guy jones - he lacks common sense and lives in the moment ! Generally the fuck up in the group

Oh wow look at this cool guy jones he’s scared of adults and growing up

Cool Guy Jones by DirtyPopper288 January 10, 2020