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so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")
"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."
by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024
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Blackest christmas

Going to the mall and dipping your ass in black paint and proceeding to grind on the mall Santa
Yeah me and Jonah had the blackest Christmas
by Hasaf December 3, 2019
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Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree
Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.
by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020
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pea christmas

when pea unite and celebrate christmas like cute little pea's at one of peas house
P : OMFG pea christmas soon - 22nd december cant wait
E : omg ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaame wow
A : WOOOOOO lets celebrate the recreation of jesus!
by i am amily December 8, 2012
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Carribean Christmas

That song that's so catchy, everyone vibes to it
We played Carribean Christmas at the concert, and it was a banger!
by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019
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Homie Christmas

When you spend time with the homies on Christmas instead of your family. Then you proceed to have and orgy with the homies WITHOUT SOCKS on! This is the only time of year that isn’t gay. By the way it’s only for people of the same gender so if it’s just men then no girls and other way around
“ Dude John is having a Homie Christmas at his place this Christmas. By the way no girls are invited”

“Bet I’ll get the kfc and the McDonald’s ready I’ll make sure not to bring socks
by The super saiyan 3 December 25, 2022
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Cuban Christmas

When someone snorts a lot of coke off a BBW’s (big beautiful woman’s) clitoris.
Dude, did you see Theo had to do a Cuban Christmas this year.
by SleezySlut December 23, 2023
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