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sigma chode

When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”
(In the doctors office)

Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”

Doctor: “Please put your penis away”
by Shlong_Buster_57 March 1, 2024
mugGet the sigma chodemug.

Choding

When a man with a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long) begins gooning (a state where the man has edged his penis for such a time that he has lost all cognitive, social and perceptive ability and is fully controlled by his penis and balls. This usually manifests itself with a complete lack of fine motor skills, tongue hanging out, dumb expression on the face, covered in sweat, white as a sheet, slurred speech and communicates only in short grunts, sub audible noises and jerky body movements.)
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.

When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.
“Did you see that guy over there in the inside out shirt and the unbuckled jeans? He had to be choding, he was drooling all over the ground!”

“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”

“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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Chode

Oh hey “Chode”
aidan russle: screw you guys
by Banditsea February 4, 2025
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode

Chode a fat dick
Damn Cole you have a fat fucking chode can I beat that shit up until you cum
by Gangbang lover $$$$$$$ April 13, 2023
mugGet the Chodemug.

A wet chode

Getting a big toe and putting it inside of a vagina, causing the toe to get wet, and therefore, putting it in to someone’s ear to give them a shock
Holly gave Chloe a wet chode. She was shocked
by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023
mugGet the A wet chodemug.

Chode

A man with a dick half the size of an atom
Did you see his chode Rebecca?
by Russiabias69 April 20, 2021
mugGet the Chodemug.

sigma chode

a very sigma looking girthy penis
wow did you see david has a sigma chode
by Sigmarizzler82 February 6, 2024
mugGet the sigma chodemug.

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