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Chinese mAh

A capacity that's usually equal to around 300mAh-650mAh, at least for 18650 batteries.
You can take the capacity that's stated and divide by 10 to usually get the real capacity. But if its above 650mAh its probably more towards 300mAh

This happens because places in asia take 18650 batteries out of ewaste and then send them to china where they get processed down to fake 18650 batteries.
Person 1: Do you think these 18650s would be good enough to vape with? They are 9900mAh which is the biggest ive seen!
Person 2: No, thats in chinese mAh. Its probably like 320mAh. Get some Samsung 30Q batteries from a reputable source.
Person 1: I found some samsung 30Q for cheap on aliexpress!

Person 2: Not from there there, dumbass
by worldsworstopsec January 1, 2023
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Chinese teacup

To fart in ones cupped hand, then bring your hand to another’s face, serving them the cupped fart
Kevin wasn’t listening to Naomi’s story, so she gave him a chinese teacup to get his attention. Kevin gagged.
by Bumping Donuts October 31, 2020
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Chinese flashbang

when a girl has explosive diarrhea and it all comes out as you’re eating her ass
i was eating this girl out and she let a chinese flashbang out.
by chickenass69lol December 7, 2020
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Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.
It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!
by Airza May 7, 2025
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Chinese Riverboat

When a man is penetrating that sweet poon poon, he fists the women right in the mothafucking ass and finds where his dick is in the vagina and starts to rub his dick from the anal canal until he cums in a furious rage.
Jerry got shit all over his hand after doing a Chinese Riverboat in a well mannered prostitute.
by The Awesome Putin December 8, 2015
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Get away from me your chinese

讓你的黑鬼斜眼胡言亂語回到中國你這個中國佬

당신의 깜둥이 비스듬한 눈의 횡설수설을 중국으로 돌려보내세요

あなたの黒人のつり目のちんちんトークを中国に返してください、このチンク

đưa thằng nói láo mắt xếch mọi đen của mày về lại Trung Quốc đi đồ chinks
Get away from me your chinese
by Walnut91 June 1, 2023
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Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!
by lerogers7 December 9, 2020
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