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The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And TarotScope And Astrology And Community CollegeFor Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
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Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.
Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.
by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024
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Card Player

A person that tries to befriend others to use them.
He used me like he was some type of card player
by A dumb potato May 23, 2018
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C-card

C- for celibate
Men over there 30's aren't worried about the v-card, they they're trying to get that c-card now!
by Phoenix2.0 August 1, 2022
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Job card

A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.
Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.

No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.
by VirtualWaffle November 18, 2010
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
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An appropriate card

1. A card played in Cards Against Humanity that sounds like it works and won't get your video demonetized, until you or someone else decided to read too far between the lines. See too appropriate

1b. A card played in Cards Against Humanity that actually works too well, so it doesn't get picked.

2. An excuse that shouldn't work, but it does. Works best in the form of something you might find on a notecard or some similarly sized, stiff, paper-like object
1. Well, the black card is “(Blank) reminds me of my weeaboo days” so an appropriate card is “sitting in my room with the lights out watching unrealistic videos by myself”… wait… that could mean something else

1b. Well, the black card is “(Blank) reminds me of my weeaboo days” so I’ll play “being a weeaboo”. Wait, “sitting in my room with the lights out watching unrealistic videos by myself” won? I guess I played an appropriate card.

2. So, I was just getting arrested for stealing thousands of dollars of Hasbro games from Toys "R" Us, but I managed to grab the get out of jail free card from one of my new monopoly sets. Take that, racist cops!
by CaTastrophy427 July 10, 2018
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