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Burning Corn Dildo

Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that you've boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.
Oh that burning corn dildo is hot.
by Th3 Pr0curat0r December 17, 2018
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Eraser Burn War

When you take the end of an eraser and rub it against your skin for a long time, quickly. A friend does the same thing to themselves and who ever can last the longest rubbing the eraser on their skin wins.
Christopher and I have killer scars from our eraser burn war, it hurt for weeks!
by ohmygoddude15 January 25, 2011
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Ken Burns Treatment

The act of analyzing or describing an event or series of events in a way that takes much longer than the actual event itself.
"I wish Wendi would get over her break-up with Matt already!"
"How long has it been?"
"Three months, and its all she thinks about! I mean fuck! They only went out for a week."
"Oh no! She's giving it the Ken Burns Treatment. Someone should just run over her with a truck!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010
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Burning my nuts

Listening to that girls high pitched voice is burning my nuts.
by soggysammich June 17, 2010
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Burn After Reading

This is usually added at the end of an e-mail.
Mostly used in confidential mails and letters.
Critical information and other government agencies use this at the end of e-mails or letters.
EXAMPLE

(content xxx
xxxxx content)

-regards
xx

Please B.A.R (Burn After Reading)
by AL~agu February 25, 2011
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Burn my bacon

A word that indicates you are really pissed of at someone or thing.
"Oh...she's been talking behind my back again huh? Ya know..that really burns my bacon!"
by Derrick S. April 21, 2003
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burn one

Hey, sis! Burnone fer the kid here
by Tentacle August 28, 2003
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