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Bum status

bum status A person that says they always broke but have money
Bum status always coming around when you broke but spending money everywhere else bum status
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chat bum

A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.
I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.
by shadoinkin May 19, 2018
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choccy bum

When you take a shit and it goes messy, wiping takes forever and it looks like melted chocolate smelling of shit.
"I'm gonna be a while in here, I've got a choccy bum!"
by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018
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Biting Bum

To suck up to someone for no reason at all
Sam: Look at the way Jim is sucking up to Laura
Tom: He is really biting bum
Sam: ya it's so disgraceful
by smartguy360 November 11, 2022
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Freaky Bum

A guy that always wants to have sexual relations with women (or men) yet never offers any sort of benefit other than subpar penis. Whether that benefit be emotional, financial or orgasmic.
I was lowkey feeling Paul until I found out he was a freaky bum.
by Mocha Latte Hottie October 7, 2022
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E-Bum

When you start a go fund me to sustain your lifestyle.
That bitch Alex got ditched by her man, now she out here e-bumming asking people to donate to pay her bills
by Zehnmonkey727 October 18, 2022
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Bum Activity

- the act of freeloading off a group or individual.

Ex. - A person accepting a date for the free food.
Ex. 2- A person asking to hit off your joint.
Ex. 3- A person not ordering food then still asking to get a piece of your meal.
That b*tch is always on her bum activity with all the dudes she meets.
by SanchoPlug April 10, 2022
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