Throw Sam Across The Room Day

that’s it. just throw them.

sam: i’m screwed
person: why?
sam: it’s throw sam across the room day

by ooooglybooogly January 19, 2021

does sam suck olivias nuts

yes. yes he sure does

summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am

by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019

what does sam stand for

A person who slays more that Zane do Pinheiro

Look at Sam. He slays way more than Zane.

What does Sam stand for

by John Sing January 19, 2018

National abuse sam day

National abuse sam day is for all people who know a sam, he could be just really annoying or he could just be a twat. We all join in to punch him, kick him, slap him with your chanticleer or just any sort of abuse. It's always a male sam. Laws are still forced but with fewer consequences. It is celebrated on March 18th.

Sam-“hey man, ur nan. Boom.”
An intellectual-“I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!” *slaps with chanticleer*
Sam-“NOOO”
The intellectual-“Thank god for its national abuse sam day, another good day”

by jeef yarson III May 25, 2020

Classic Sam's 15 minute break

This is a variation of the normal 15 minute break. 1 person will page everyone for break. All will meet in the breakroom while coffee is being made. Once it is done, everyone grabs a cup and their smokes and head outside. The break starts once the cigs are lit. 15 minutes later everyone heads back to the breakroom for more coffee or to put their coat away. Some just go to ensure the others make it safely back. After a trip to the restroom, break is finally over. Skilled workers can make this break last 30 minutes easily. If you only work 200 days a year x 2 breaks a day, you could easily steal 100 hours a year just in breaks. That is something to strive for. Sure, this is time theft and you will get fired for it, but really, who is watching?

Has anyone seen Jon, Amy, or Ken? They went on break 15 minutes ago. Oh, thats right . They are on a classic Sam's 15 minute break.

by Classic Sam August 23, 2009

Sam McAlister and James Walker

Go make love, fuck each other fuck each other.

Oh yeah, Sam McAlister and James Walker

by Jfbdncifhndkcjfbdkfjbrnxjdbnrk June 28, 2019

Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)

Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.

"No babe, it wasn't cheating to fuck Sam Hassan under the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)!"

by obama1228121327346382 March 28, 2020