Peter

Peters are the best people in the world. He is a chick magnet and has the biggest cock. Peter only whips out his monster shlong to whom he chooses is worthy to possess. He always wears Ralph Lauren Polo with GUCCI belt and gives the shirt a small tuck at the front to show off the GUCC. Peter is the richest grigga you know and always has spare cash in his pocket. At least $600 in case the local souvlaki shop up their price. If you know a Peter, do not mess with him as he will get his other griggas and turkey slap you. If you are friends with a Peter, do not unfriend him and always remember to speak with caution, unless he regards you as grigga.

Tony: Who's that?
John: Oh, that's Peter. Don't mess with him he's a Grigga.
Tony: Yea so?
Tony: *gets turkey slapped* *dies*

by the rEAL grigga September 18, 2019

Peter’s loud bird screeches

Louder than:
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.

Peter: ÊËĘEEEEEÉYYYŸYYYyyyyyyyyyYyyYyyyY HUUÜÛÜUUUHÙŪÜUUUUUÜHHHÜÛUUUUUU AUUUUGHHOOOAOAOAAOOAAO HUEHURHAHEHEAHE IEEEYYYIIEIEIE PPPOOPOO REEEEE
someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.

by theasianpotato September 21, 2019

peter

that gardener that ask if you want some tea. or tells you to put another shrimp on the barbie

hey peter will you bring the tea with you and while your there put another shrimp on the barbie

by jljkfgljljgkljklggdfgkgrjhgjjt October 7, 2019

Peter colantuono

A fat redneck that likes to kiss his dads beard and has a sexual relationship with his daddy. And likes to anall his sister and his dogs

Peter Colantuono fat daddy yelled at peter and peter was so mad because he couldn’t have any more beard.

by Peter gay October 8, 2019

Peter c

A fat redneck who likes to kiss his dad beard

Peter c likes to suck his dads beard and twirl it around

by Peter gay October 8, 2019

Peter Ahrens

A man with enough body fat, to eradicate the surface of the planet. In some religions he is looked up to, as some sort of bringer of doom ( aka a god ). He tends to use his powers, whenever his followers dissobey him, and uses them to start wars all over the solar system.

Man 1 Hey, why are you so depressed?
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.

by Kenshin_ October 11, 2019

Peter

peter is an amazing person , Peters are not very smart but they are gorgeous they are wonderful Peter is another word for amazing they catch feelings very very quickly they usually dates pretty girls and theirs names are Elena or lea if you are a lea or a Elena i tell u : do not leave them and maybe date them❤️

Peter is beautiful

by ilovepeters✨✨ October 13, 2019