dumped my load

(1) did whatever had to be done

(2) also used to to say you just jizzed/cummed

Example for (1) - so i just went there stood in front of the mic and dumped my load.
Example for (2) - so it's like this after around 25 minutes i hit my limit and then grabbed her head and dumped my load she kinda liked it

by Dev of Rivia July 23, 2016

dump your trunks

To expel raw sewage into ones pants due to surprise, shock or disgust.

Surprise: When I realized Clarence was a girl, I almost dumped my trunks.

Disgust: When that new Avril Lavigne song came out on the radio, I pretty much dumped my trunks.

"Oh crap. I'm going to dump your trunks."

by Bobby Bobbinson May 3, 2008

iranian dump truck

When a man lays on top of the women while the women is laying on her back and the women's feet are on the mans hips and she pushes him up and as she brings him down his dick penetrates her vagina. This continues in a fluent motion

Her thighs are so sore from that Iranian dump truck last night!!

by TacoGuapo8=D July 27, 2016

dumb and dumber dump

A "dumb and dumber" dump is usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking, it is a rare but satisfying ocasion where you loose all form of bowel control. Simply sitting on the throne and holding on for dear life. Named proudly after a scene from dumb and dumber

Dave: Jesus christ I'd leave it five minutes man

Jaime: You had a bit of trouble with that dodgey pint you had last night

Dave: Better believe it man, I just totally destroyed
your toilet with a dumb and dumber dump!

Jaime: You're such a cunt.

by djb1905 January 28, 2008

Follow-Up Dump

Usually in a public bathroom, taking a dump immediately following someone else taking a dump while the seat is still warm.

After standing in line at the bathroom I had to take a follow-up dump.

by Andyman2340 September 26, 2018

Second Dump Syndrome

Not all humans make bowel movements everyday. And on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, Second Dump Syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she THINKS they may have.

Person On the toilet talking on Phone: "O.M. GOD, this is my second dump today, I probably have a new breed of the Mad Bird Flu Cow Positive Disease. I should get checked out."
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"

by Jerk Face Jerk Man January 14, 2011

pump n' dump

The act of using a giant fleshlight while simultaneously taking a monumental bowel movement

Alright fine, I'll play some Mario Party. Just let me go pump n' dump first

by koonmagic November 30, 2010