take it off before I break it off

A threat aimed at someone who is touching you in an uncomfortable or aggravating way.

guy 1: Look, just cuz the hottest girl in school dumped you doesn't mean anything. *puts arm around guy 2*

pissed off guy 2: Take it off before I break it off.

by Keith Hutch. October 9, 2007

National break Celeste’s toe day

November 9th is the day that if Is acceptable to break Celeste’s toe.

National Break Celeste’s Toe Day: In physics class, Jack decided he would trip Celeste and break her toe.

by JACKHEBERTBREAKSTOES November 9, 2021

I'm up against a hard break

When your wife, kids, or boss are arguing with you and you want to end it. Signaling the conversation is DEFINITELY OVER.
Used frequently by news anchors.

Wife: Baby, you know that trip I was talking about and the car I wanted, and the dinner party you said you would go to?

Husband: Sorry hon, I'm up against a hard break.

by spudsNbuds February 22, 2011

break my finger (off) in his butt

(When one's offer of help has been rebuffed) to take offence and therefore actively endeavour to worsen a situation.

I tried to help Brian out, but he was just really rude to me. So I decided to break my finger (off) in his butt. Bloody bastard!

by TaNeaGrafika April 19, 2008

shut face before I break face

A command demanding that one is quiet or else one will have to use physical violence to ensure quietness.

"you smell"
"shut face before I break face"
"you smell"
"...ow!"

by Dennibel February 17, 2004

break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored

Song by Ariana Grande from her Album "Thank U, Next"

You need to listen to the song first
"Have you heard break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored? It's lit!"

by 3 AM FEELS February 9, 2019

Break-dancin' all over your noggin'

Talking about something complicated in a way that enlightens others.

Confusing people of lower intelligence by explaining things that are beyond their comprehension.

(British slang.) Noggin' = head/brain

Tow people talking (both high)
Chap #1: ...and that's why the singularity will lead to an uncontrollable rate of human development and the end of society as we know it.
Chap # 2: I've gotta leave this convo, man. You're dancin' all over my noggin'!
CHap #3: Sorry brah! Didn't mean to go break-dancin' all over your noggin' there. under breath Dumb fuck...

by Waxis Baksakencrack February 26, 2019