What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

“Suck my knob!”

by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020

A large mobi wiener with tape

A dildo with tape

I have a A large mobi wiener with tape

by A large mobi wiener with tape December 25, 2020

imagine if ninja got a low taper fade

A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.

Kid 1: IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE
Kid 2: kill yourself nigger

by sigma man skibidi cameron February 5, 2024

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025

Mr. Trace

Mr Trace is a science teacher who will make fun of you for the jokes. Also, he will give you favors for hitting other students with a tennis ball.

I got into the team cuz I hit some girl in the head with a tennis ball. Mr. Trace is so nice :D

by Boba <3 August 12, 2022

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025