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Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.
Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same
by papijohn November 21, 2017
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tommy pethal

Number 1 savage but sucks at cod
Today tommy pethal said he smokes dank weed.
by Not a monster November 29, 2017
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Tommy jones

Is very Vlapped
by Jjjjdndnuxndnchbdbcysn November 29, 2017
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Tommy jack Anderson

The most amazing man you will ever meet. A guy who deserves everything good in life.
by Flourghost December 12, 2017
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Tommy

He is always a kid, but not in a good way. His head just seems a little big for his stick of a body. He is great with technology, sadly he eats nothing so he can't even do that. Could tommy, if he took care of his health, slay pussy? after a long consideration of this, probably not.
"Saw a total boner today of a kid, looked kind of like a tommy"
by M1chaelP1o December 14, 2017
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Tammy

She’s a BBC, medium build, always wearing pearl wristband, bright red nail polish & a skirt that brings out her long legs. She’s got shiny dark hair, half down shoulder, but if you meet her when she’s in serious mode, she’d have tied it up in a ponytail. She has beautiful dark brown eyes, usually with a simple elegant touch of eyeline. She’d tell u that the little black dot on her cheek maybe the reason why she cries a lot. She’s got this beautiful smile, that she’d giggle over silly things. She would be a chatterbox when she’s comfortable, and curl up in the bed or chair when she’s not. Most people would strive to be special & perfect, but she doesn’t believe in her own perfection, no matter how many times u try to convince her. Maybe this is the reason why she likes the color white, because when u r in the same room with her, her light just radiates & fill up the space. She'd be the only thing that u look at, her voice'd be the only sound in ur ear, and her scent'd be everything that u carry. When u r her friend, she'd always give u her vote of confidence & u can rest assured that when the world turns its back on u, she'll stand behind ur back and turn her back on the world for u. She may seem silly at times, but that’s only because she trust u so much that she’d open her heart and do things just for ur eyes to see. She sees people in their uniqueness and would treat people with a kind heart. She brings u peace and fills up ur heart with love.
Anyone: "Tammy., I..."
Tammy: "Jo mud si? Why? Duc duc duc!"
by VTYT February 9, 2018
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Tommy

He is a right tit and so annoyin but he is so canny he is also a FUCKIN TROUT and he is me bestie so if anyone hurts um then al knock ui clean out right

By laura (am a geordie from ashington hun buns)

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Emily: laura av just seen a right weird fuckin trout

Laura: ah yea that will be wor tommy gibson just gan for a swim
by Pussy cat May 26, 2018
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