Dumb Stupid Teenage Syndrome

DSTS is where a person is dumb and stupid, either by doing dangerous things, being rebellious against law (notably drinking underage), or generally having limited mental capacity.

Person 1: Dude I tied myself to a shopping cart and had my friend push it while running.

Person 2: Sounds like you have Dumb Stupid Teenage Syndrome.

by DarthSandpaper September 9, 2021

Stupid Short Sussy Simp

Someone usually named Peyton, Harry, Ash, or Rowan who is particularly short, dim witted, part of the LGBTQIA+ community and spends most of their time lusting after an asexual man named Adam, Chad, Or Ray. This person also has multiple “plutonic boyfriends” who participate in activity’s of people currently dating. These activity’s involve saying, “I love you” or snuggling. The Stupid Short Sussy Simp also dates many several scores of people on the reasoning that it was a dare.

Man one: Did you hear that Peyton got another plutonic boyfriend?
Man Two: she’s such a stupid short sussy simp.

by These-calls-are-long.290 January 22, 2022

she got stupid cake

When a girl has a phat ass

Did you see that girl she got stupid cake

by Alex cocks November 5, 2018

Stupid White People Tricks

Much like stupid pet tricks they are amusing for the observer, but demeaning for the participant, whether they realize it or not. Often life threatening, dangerous, unnecessary, and, of course stupid. Including, but not limited to, russian roulette, sky diving, cliff jumping, hiking in isolated areas, letting your kid get in a weather balloon in Arizona, but not really, for publicity. Often SWPT can involve wild animals as well.

Guy 1: Did you hear gary got killed over the weekend?

Guy 2: How?

Guy 1: He tried to feed a bear and pet it.

Guy 2: Ah, Stupid White People Tricks.

by Sleepy D February 28, 2010

stupid re re

someone who so dumb that retards call them stupid

the guy who put a kife in the toaster is a stupid re re

by Alabaster dogman October 19, 2013

Stupid bitch Allison

A stupid ass slut bag dating a bitch ass gay fuck that sucks long dick and she takes bubbas long cock in the asshole

Look there’s that stupid bitch Allison with that gay fuck hole jack

by Thejakeward June 14, 2018

donald trump level stupid

When something is so stupid it surpasses regular stupid, then it's Donald Trump level stupid. It doesn't get much more stupid than that.

John: We should totally go sleep in the haunted house tonight.

Dwight: John, man, that's not just stupid - that's Donald Trump level stupid!

John: Yeah, you're right. What was I thinking?

by Dr. Mr. Sir. X March 23, 2016