The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Second-Hand Posing

-One who poses after someone else poses first

-A poser of a poser

The dirty goth got caught red handed by Second-Hand posing a toned emo girl who cuts her wrists for pleasure.

by Connor Barth June 26, 2020

Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.

I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.

by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021

Farrell's Second

The equivalent of two seconds.

Kevin seems to be counting down by a Farrell's Second like the cheater he is.

by SamTheGriff August 2, 2019

second-cousin-9X-removed

Second-cousin-nine-times-removed (2C9R).

My second-cousin-9X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

second-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / Second-cousin's great-grandchild.

My second-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

second shut

Making someone not your first priority

Hey baby, don't be putting me on your second shut now shmucuz I wanna make you cum real quick.

by bouncygirl123 December 1, 2018