The shit and dingleberries caked around an asshole formed by taking many dumps without wiping your ass.
Dude - I had explosive diarrhea the last three days and haven't wiped once! You should see the dirty bagel on my ass!
by Hal G July 18, 2006
Get the Dirty Bagelmug. When a guy nuts in a chicks face, getting it directly in both of her eyes so she can't see. He then pisses on her head while she is still wiping off the jizz.
Clayton gave Britney got the "dirty Raymond" this weekend! I bet it was so hysterical, I wish I could have seen her face!
by STINKYNutts June 6, 2019
Get the dirty raymondmug. When you ejaculated into someone's nose after they give you a blow job. Then you push their nose into your ass and fart.
by Lynn Bell February 20, 2007
Get the dirty gonzalezmug. When you cum on the upper lip of your partner, extract pubic hair from yourself and apply it to them.
by mjens May 14, 2016
Get the Dirty Billymug. In the state of Montana (perhaps elsewhere, I'm not sure) dirty 30 refers to a 30 pack of Keystone Light. Cheap shitty beer that all the hicks LOOVVEEE.
by Ca-ca-ca-carmen September 21, 2005
Get the dirty 30mug. an attractive sexy,smart and girl who is not only enthusiastically sexual but likes to perform freaky and and seductive things to a partner/ boyfriend. She ensures the sexual gratification and satisfaction of her man by any means necessary! ;
(Pensive thinking): I am so grateful my girlfriend Becka is a dirty girl, I can't believe how she rocked my world last night!
by Rugby Russ October 19, 2013
Get the dirty girlmug. the result of some dumb bitch not wiping her ass properly (back to front as opposed to front to back) and then you try going down there and there are shit crumbs in her lips and those little fuckers get in your mouth and now you've got shit breath you dirty fucker. also, rubbing your own defecate onto a girlie's privates.
i went south on sandy and she had the dirty clam, dum bitch can't wipe properly.
or alternately
yo momz was talkin shit so i gave her the dirty clam
or alternately
yo momz was talkin shit so i gave her the dirty clam
by smacky July 1, 2006
Get the dirty clammug.