christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

by Holelottanope September 23, 2018

christmas

A time where you can drink and will never get judged. Oh almost forgot.... and when Jesus was born.

dude 1: hey are you coming to my christmas party

dude 2: ya man only for the drinks though

by 🎅 December 24, 2019

Mexican Christmas Tree

Marijuana plant.

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?

by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024

vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

Canadian Christmas

When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.

Oh shit I got a ps4 for canadian christmas, I might not even bother with real christmas

by SWAGBABE430-10 December 8, 2016

All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

Christmas

The best time of the year for your friends but remember that your single so for you it’s the worst

Hey dude merry Christmas
Shut up I’m still single

by Turtle_Fight3r November 20, 2020