Kimmeh Smash

When a person destroys anything within arms reach regardless of sobriety.

Where did that vodka bottle go on the counter? Did someone Kimmeh Smash?

by Big Betty Swallocks November 23, 2021

Whiskey Smash

You drink Whiskey.
You get drunk, Belligerent even.

You than scream Whiskey, Glare at all your friends and smash whatever is in your hand/closest.

Whiskey Smash!

- Glares at everyone -

- Smashes cup on floor -

by Mitch Dub October 4, 2010

Smashed Jack

A penis that has been smashed flat.

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.

by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025

Keyboard smash

There are three types of keyboard smash: sensical, nonsensical, and word combos. sensical smashes usually form words, for example: IVG HATEHBFVG YOUHGFV (i hate you) nonsensical smashes do not make words, and are usually used to express extreme anger or excitement. For example: JHGFVBGHYUTGFBVFGHFDXTRG VTGYTRHC Word combos are when you both spell words incorrectly, and mash them together. For example: IGAHTEYOISOMUSH (i hate you so much)

???: HEY WYYDYOUDO THAT??? (word combo) (Translation: why did you so that?)
???:What was that?
???: A keyboard smash.
???no its not
???yes
???HGFCVGHJYUHGFVHJY (nonsensical smash) (Translation: Anger)
???THATSJHBVH ALSONHVHB AHJ KEYBOARJBGVH SMASHJGTH (sensical) (Translation: that's also a keyboard smash)

by SeaNoodle February 7, 2023

Smash

Smash is a sex symbol and a thot. She can get any dude she wants and is very direct when it comes to flirting. She will literally walk up to you and say "Hey, you're hot." That's the type of girl she is. She is also very flexible. She is a very kind human being but the problem is she will hurt your feelings out of fear of hurting your feelings, because she can't be honest with you. And if she doesn't care about whatever you're talking about, she probably won't listen to you. But her heart is pure. She's also someone who needs her freedom and independence.

Smash wants to smash.

by Kurblu October 21, 2019

Smashed a box of popsicles

To be fed up with a situation

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.

by Loren SanD May 5, 2025

swamp smash

A word to represent the female act of teabagging. Women do not have the ability to bag, so instead they smash with their swamp.

Did you see Janice just swamp smash that guy after she hit him in the balls?

by Exekute June 12, 2018