by Life.saver June 22, 2023

Everyone thinks dying in ur sleep is the most peaceful way to go, my great grandma use to say when u die in ur sleep angles bring u up to heaven ,but sometimes angles can be clumsy and drop you ...have you ever had a dream where u where falling and woke up?
Have you ever had a dream where you died in your sleep
Dying in your sleep - the angles didn’t drop you this time
Dying in your sleep - the angles didn’t drop you this time
by Dying in your sleep December 1, 2019

by farohamood May 24, 2024

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is that scary shi that watches you sleep while asking for breakfast or for something to do because ho u slacking on that breakfast and entertainment, that scary shi might just eat your toes off while you sleep.
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)
You: Damn, I can’t move or speak… this shi tuff.. wonder what it is. Oh it’s a Sleep Paralysis Demon… makes sense.
Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3
Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3
by ASleepParalysisDemon July 17, 2025

by GuineaPigStalker November 30, 2021

when you're so done with the day, that you just want it to be the next day already so you just go to sleep
man, yesterday I got fired from my job, got a flat tire on the drive home, and my hamster died, as soon as I got back home I sui-sleeped
by randall craig April 9, 2021
