An idea that when proposed can immediately be seen as prone for inevitable and spectacular failure usually involving Sam and Madden sitting in the back of a police divvy van giving each other a hug.
Douchebags such as Sam and Madden often proceed with the bad idea blindly, and so far have a 100% fuck up rate in regards to sams bad ideas.
Douchebags such as Sam and Madden often proceed with the bad idea blindly, and so far have a 100% fuck up rate in regards to sams bad ideas.
Sam - "Hey madden, wanna go to frankston tonight and get neuteured?"
Madden - "Oh hell yeah"
Mr. Davies - "Fuck up you guys are fucken dicks this is another one of sams bad ideas"
Madden - "Oh hell yeah"
Mr. Davies - "Fuck up you guys are fucken dicks this is another one of sams bad ideas"
by Madden17 January 2, 2009
Get the one of sams bad ideasmug. by ooooglybooogly January 19, 2021
Get the Throw Sam Across The Room Daymug. by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019
Get the does sam suck olivias nutsmug. by John Sing January 19, 2018
Get the what does sam stand formug. National abuse sam day is for all people who know a sam, he could be just really annoying or he could just be a twat. We all join in to punch him, kick him, slap him with your chanticleer or just any sort of abuse. It's always a male sam. Laws are still forced but with fewer consequences. It is celebrated on March 18th.
Sam-“hey man, ur nan. Boom.”
An intellectual-“I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!” *slaps with chanticleer*
Sam-“NOOO”
The intellectual-“Thank god for its national abuse sam day, another good day”
An intellectual-“I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS!” *slaps with chanticleer*
Sam-“NOOO”
The intellectual-“Thank god for its national abuse sam day, another good day”
by jeef yarson III May 25, 2020
Get the National abuse sam daymug. This is a variation of the normal 15 minute break. 1 person will page everyone for break. All will meet in the breakroom while coffee is being made. Once it is done, everyone grabs a cup and their smokes and head outside. The break starts once the cigs are lit. 15 minutes later everyone heads back to the breakroom for more coffee or to put their coat away. Some just go to ensure the others make it safely back. After a trip to the restroom, break is finally over. Skilled workers can make this break last 30 minutes easily. If you only work 200 days a year x 2 breaks a day, you could easily steal 100 hours a year just in breaks. That is something to strive for. Sure, this is time theft and you will get fired for it, but really, who is watching?
Has anyone seen Jon, Amy, or Ken? They went on break 15 minutes ago. Oh, thats right . They are on a classic Sam's 15 minute break.
by Classic Sam August 23, 2009
Get the Classic Sam's 15 minute breakmug. Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.
by obama1228121327346382 March 28, 2020
Get the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)mug.