Keep Shit Peter

Keep it quiet or don’t say a thing about this

I just hung out with with someone I wasn’t supposed to and I don’t want them to say anything to anyone so I told him to “keep shit Peter”
My drug dealer told me after I picked up from him “keep shit Peter” (he doesn’t want me to say anything about it to anyone)

by Ludmilabxbie January 11, 2025

Peter

He just saw the ad

Any superpowers you'd like to tell us about peter?

by Vengefultea88 June 4, 2018

Peter Stain

When precum leaks out of the tip and leaves a wet dot on your trousers.

After that lap dance, I could see Mark's peter stain from across the room.

by Neener Shent February 18, 2015

Peter R. de Vries

Someone that appears way too much in talk shows. A person that could easily be disliked by a whole country.

Nobody knows why they pronounce the R in Peter R. de Vries.

Bob: Hey did you see Peter R. de Vries on TV last night?
Jan: Man, there was not 1 channel which didn't show his face.

Eve: OMG I can't get Peter R. de Vries out of my head! He's been on television the whole week already. Would you date him?
Alice: Really... I don't date grumpy old men.

by w0ttw0ttw0tt January 16, 2019

klaus peter

most german name ever
knows his english

deutsch af
Teresa Dad

whats your daddys name?

his name is KLAUS PETER

by jurassicaderboZz September 11, 2017

Peter

The kind of guy who can pull in a Wetherspoons.

"Hey, is that girl touching peter's pee pee?"
"Totally dude!"
"WTF... We're in Spoons"

by cordiello April 24, 2019

peter falchetta

The one guy that can't date but gets all the bitches. Got them abs from those night time curl ups. Thinks he can do a bunny hop but actually goes down when he jumps.

Damn Peter Falchetta, you know how dat shit go

by Sknedhdjsbsudsksjs April 7, 2017