Noob

N. 1. A word that describes someone who is new to a particular subject, concept, etc.

N. 2. A word used as a general insult for someone who lacks intelligence, understanding or is just an idiot; nincompoop.

1. "Let's go farm off the noobs."

2. "Look at those fucking noobs on the lawn."

by DoctorSodomy September 4, 2011

Noob

A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.

Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!

Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!

Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!

Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!

Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.

by Cittycat April 15, 2012

Noob

-new player, newbie (especially in video-games)

He doesn´t know how to move, he is NOOB!

by YourTrueHomie February 2, 2018

the noob song

A song that was popularized by Jackroo which have been taken down sometime in 2020-2022. It used to be pretty popular in 2018

The noob song was popular in 2018.

by when you bottom text February 19, 2023

Noob

Someone who is new to a game, or is not good at the game.

"Oh my god, their such a noob"

by 4za March 4, 2022

noob

mojangel74

Mojangel74 would die instantly and try to carry tha boiis but just doesnt so she is a noob

by ooooooo daddddy June 3, 2018

Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018