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Colleague-zoned

A contemporary phenomenon that occurs when Dating App conversation is saturated with career talk, becoming difficult to secure a date.

There are similar parallels to the ‘friend-zone’. Any attempt to escalate the match to a date is blocked by the girl saying “I feel that you are more like a colleague”.
Hey bro, did you see that hot girl Ranz I been speaking to on Bumble? We have heaps in common with work.

Sounds like Ranz has already colleague-zoned yo ass.
by C U Nxt Tuesday September 20, 2022
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Floor zoned

the lowest stage of a rejection. if you get floor zoned all i can say is i’m sorry for you.
rip bozo he just got floor zoned
by Tadeo C February 11, 2022
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Zoning

Says corny joke :
Her : Bro you zoning me out shut up
by Cinnncin December 26, 2020
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The Mikey Zone

When you’re really gay for this guy and pretend it’s a joke but everyone knows you really want to kiss him on the forehead and see his cock. He also hates you.
“Bro, Mikey keeps logging off every time I ask to see his cock. I’m in the Mikey Zone.”
by Mikeylolsldodjfifif February 9, 2024
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Mute Zone

When you chief the keef and get so blasted you can't speak.
(Jarvis)- Yo Ironman!
(Ironman)- Hehehehe
(Jarvis)- Yo Ironman!
(Ironman)- Hehehahaheha
(Jarvis)- Damn I think my man T. Stark got sent into the mute zone. Man's kind of a leightweight.
by anonymous November 11, 2020
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pizza pal zone

It’s like friend-zoning but it’s just used when it’s two people who like the same toppings on pizza
“Oh damn you like mushrooms too? We can be pizza pals”

Did you just pizza pal zone me?”
by bigdaddee May 25, 2024
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Friend Zone Body

FZB for short
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.

A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.
Friend: You should give him a chance. He always checks up on you.

Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.
by MarKey Soulé May 17, 2018
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