soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.
Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.
by Muuur dar June 09, 2019
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Paper membrane sacking (PMS)

Two females performing 69 underwater, using each other's vaginally cavity as a re-breathing apparatus.
The girls enjoyed paper membrane sacking (PMS) in the Caribbean waters more than snorkeling.
by BluntedBlazer December 31, 2017
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Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out
Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?
by R_@_N October 23, 2019
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wrinkled papers

In the theme of 'white papers' & 'non papers', wrinkled papers are documents containing falsehoods.
That article smells of wrinkled papers.
by crayon holder June 16, 2011
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Paper Play

A sexual act involving paper or cardboard.
Male 1: Last night she did some "paper play", my shit doesn't feel the same no more.
by OiledUpFentHead August 20, 2024
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Paper dart

National paper dart day-December 4

Let’s fill the ceiling!
Kids keep throwing paper darts in my ceiling.
by Shit disturber November 29, 2019
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paper snowflake

The end result of a property developer cutting too many corners during construction.
Man, GloboCorp cut so many corners on that new office block. It's a total paper snowflake.
by flapjackboy February 19, 2024
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