Michael's house

Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.

Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

michael hegger

Michael is a little bitch name. And Hegger is another little bitch name. If you put Michael and Hegger together it just becomes double bitch. And Michael is indeed a double bitch. Michael Hegger also play the left side of the bench in hockey along with the fat kids that eat during games. Michael sucks at hockey and is the smallest on the team.

Michael Hegger means bitch

by J_sizzle October 27, 2020

The Michael Effect

The Michael Effect is when you’re about to have sex with a partner or if it’s a one night stand and the girl asks you to put a condom on and you lose your erection

Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened

Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard

by ReceadingHairline November 18, 2019

Michael Jackson

A person who wrote great songs but also faced alot of terrible allegations against him even to this day when he has been dead for over 10 years.

Even though Michael Jackson was talented did he do the crimes he was accused of??

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

Michael Annett

Michael Annett drives the No. 1 Chevy in the NASCAR Xfinity Series. He is the most awesome guy you'll ever find. Has a win at Daytona in Xfinity. @Annettfan46_5_1 on Twitter is his biggest fan, the goat even said so himself.

Michael Annett won the 2019 Daytona Xfinity race

by NASCAR101 July 3, 2021

Michael McDonald

Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.

Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”

Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”

by Semen licker June 12, 2021

Michael McDowell

Best nascar driver of all time. Goated 500 winner and deserves the 18 car.

Michael McDowell is a good nascar driver.

by anonymous April 3, 2021