Karen’s law

When one inconvenience sets off a major meltdown

Did you see that Karen over there?
She went full on Karen’s law on that cashier

by FastestEqity July 3, 2020

Bornstein's Law

As the average age of a social network's users rises, the probability of the discussion of "What I ate for breakfast" approaches 1.

First true thing I read on the internet was Bornstein's Law.

by CaliGeoff November 3, 2012

Trevor's Law

Trevor's Law states that when someone has become decently high, and have found a more comfortable situation, they will not return to the previous situation unless they become less high. This explains phenomena such as "couch lock."

"Sadie wanted to leave the couch, but Trevor's Law dictated otherwise"

by mdsnbutler May 29, 2016

Taut Law

1. A rule or law defining a persons' use of redundant phrasing or wording;

2. (of) forming a contradictory concept that occurs preconsciously before syntax

Doug: ...my life just sucks now--without Marge in my life, I am lost
May: Well you know what Doug, it is what it is
Doug: Wow, I'm lucky you're here to remind me that there's always the 'Taut Law'
May: ...
Doug: Bitch!
May: What the F#/K is the 'Taut Law' , Asshole?

by edraculate November 22, 2016

Gussin's Law

Gussin's law states that , if you have to use "fat jokes" or other personal attacks to win an arguement on the internet, you have in fact already lost.

Usually an indication of the users inablitiy to effectively support their stance on a given subject with anything coherent.

origin: modeled after "Goodwin's Law"

This guy thought he could win an arguement on the message board by making "you live in your momma's basement" jokes. Evidently he hadnt heard of Gussin's Law.

by strawberrysnortcake June 6, 2011

Nicky's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, if an argument over music is taking place and one party invokes Brittany Spears, they automatically lose the argument.

Pedro: "okay, diego's umbrella was a big improvement over bat makumba"

Javier: "What r u talking about? Bat Makumba tore it up. They are different...for sure. If you can't handle it go listen to your Brittany Spears albums and keep your mind closed to the World."

Pedro: "I love that you just called someone who went to a dengue fever show a closed minded brittany spears fan - I'm invoking Nicky's Law."

by contract-expand February 9, 2010

Squire’s-law

Squire’s-law: The most likely cause of an unsolicited offer is its unintended invitation.

Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the word ‘definition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.

by Googledefs February 11, 2023