Irish whip

to strike another person in the face with a penis or dildo.

"I got the black eye when Jeremy gave me an Irish whip."

by hvyduty December 20, 2016

irish comb

a plastic fork after eating a tv dinner and cleaning it with your t-shirt

you still eating your dinner paddy or can you throw me the Irish comb

by shmmmeeeeeeerrrrrrr December 3, 2019

Irish Clog

The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.

Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”

Rodge: “Can’t do it.”

Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”

Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”

by redmiked October 26, 2024

warm Irish vegetarian salad

A bowl of hot chips

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Irish wee

To leave a party or restaurant quietly without anyone knowing, skipping a bill, or disappearing from a gathering

“Mike did an Irish wee and was gone by 9pm!”
“She disappeared before the bill came out, must have done an Irish wee to avoid paying!”

by Rikku87 December 17, 2024

Irish Layoff

When your employer just stops engaging you or giving you assignments until you just leave.

My boss quit giving me assignments months ago, do you think he’s giving me an Irish Layoff?

by Chuckaknight February 16, 2024

Irish Hello

Arriving late to a party, sneaking past everyone without a greeting to the bar for a few shots to catch up then coming out to say hello.

Shawn: Have you seen Scott? I thought he just got here and now I can't find him.
Kelly: Yeah! Where is he? We need to get him on the next round.

Scott: <just walking in> Hello! No need! I just had a few on my own!
Shawn: aw damn ye fer giving us the old Irish hello ye bastard

by Scylaxu March 12, 2021