59 Second Challenge

When a sexual partner tries to make a man orgasm in under a minute

Man: Hey babe, wanna try the 59 second challenge?

Woman: Yes of course. Oral or vaginal?
Male: why not both?

by JakeEC August 21, 2025

Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

Second-class vaccitizen

A derogatory, antivaxxing term used to describe someone who has received a vaccine that is perceived to be less effective than others. It is often used in a social-political context and relying on dubious or selective information.

Jane: Hey, which vaccine did you get?

John: I got the PB&J.

Jane: Dude! Don’t tell anybody else that. You don’t want to be treated as a second-class vaccitizen.

by MetaMaster3000 April 22, 2021

half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.

Half-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

second-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's great-grandchild.

second-cousin-thrice-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

second-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's child.

My second-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021