phone your horses

To completely fuck up a common expression by mashing it up with another similar expression.

ie: hold the phone + hold your horses = phone your horses. "Whoa, whoa... phone your horses!"

ie: Bingo! + Bob's your uncle = Bingo's your uncle

by dreddy May 1, 2014

Sour horse milk

The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.

"She wouldn't give me anal last night, so I left her a little Sour Horse Milk"

by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

horse-and-buggy hot

Someone considered extremely attractive/cool at some point a long time ago, but not anymore-reminiscent of long-forgotten players who no longer hold much sexual prowess.

"Wow, Lee is looking rough these days!"

"I know-he's horse-and-buggy hot, hard to believe so many girls used to chase him-he couldn't pay them too now"

by That_Bev February 1, 2015

Dark horse days

The dark days aren't over, and they're not going to be without a fight. Things are going to keep getting shut down unless people wake up and fight.

The dark horse days are not something people get to forget yet, since they are not over yet, as people are told they are in some countries.

by Solid Mantis January 4, 2021

Of course said the horse

Absolutely sure of something

Put a cat in the mug break the mug of course said the horse

by Djdraeger September 12, 2018

One Horse Deal

A person who can’t be trusted.

I don’t need your help Anthony! You are a one horse deal.

by Ridgeway-wrong way January 21, 2021

Piss like a horse

To spend more time in the washroom, taking a longer leak than usual, all because you have consumed too much coffee ☕ or alcohol 🍸.

If you don't want to piss like a horse don't consume too much coffee or alcohol.

by Sexydimma May 7, 2022