banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025

horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016

Paopu Fruit

G-rated version of sex. See also "holding hands" or "dancing."

He wanted to share a paopu fruit with her, but you know if they were adults it'd be netflix and chill!

by KayleeTheMechanic February 18, 2020

fruit-smacked

1. The act of having sex for the first time.

2. The act of taking someone’s virginity.

1. *Calling roommate at 3:27AM* “Maddie I’m at Delta Juul Lamnda and Chad just fruit-smacked me in his bunk bed.”

2. *The next morning* “Yo Chad I heard you fruit-smacked Shabeca last night bro, congrats.”

by kachowwwwww January 28, 2018

Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

by uniPORN February 23, 2009

Fruit ninja

A gay Japanese man or women

Jimmy Chang is a fruit ninja

by Bigbrrrr September 4, 2021

Fruit Fly

Fruit Fly is word used to describe heterosexual men that hangs out with and/or around gay or bisexual men. Some claim they do this for the sole reason of the attention they get, others claim it is because they are in fact curious to homosexual expierences (bi/cock-curious). Others will say it's both or for none of these and that they simply just enjoy the company of gay men.
Therefore this would be the male counterpart to the a heterosexual woman doing the same thing, mostly refered to as a Fag Hag
Fruit Fly because they are flies that circles around Fruits

"That guy is such a fruit fly, he's just loves the attention he gets around gay guys"

"That guy is so cock-curious! He claims he's straight though, maybe he's a fruitfly that just enjoys the sweet aroma and attention of fruits, but I think both"

by ThisTroy December 17, 2019