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foot cap

The moment when u find out your girl cant hang out.
He wanna hang out today
her I cant

him ah that's foot cap
by SUm1callme September 27, 2020
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foot fascism

it's what empowers foot fetishists to hate and kill vorarephiles, inflation fans, scat/fart fans, and diaperfurs.
foot fascists will yell such derogatory terms as "voroid", which is the n-word for vorarephiles, "poppy", implying that inflation fans deserve to be popped up, "shithead" and "shitface", which is towards scat/fart fags, and "manchild", self-explanatory, as well as many other terms that offend the anti-feet people.
foot fascism also uses ⁑FFF⁑ as their insignia, which means "foot fascism forever!".
foot fascists also may, in semi-rare cases, support the KKK, Neo-Nazism, TND, the Aryan Race, and/or Moon Man.
foot fascism does not need a reason to hate what they hate, just because a god damned diaperfur shithead uses the internet, we hate them, because what they really are is scum.
MAKE A STAND, SAVE OUR LAND, JOIN FOOT FASCISM. ⁑FFF⁑
by Ku Klux Klonoa October 21, 2023
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Footing

Footing is the act of smelling, grading, and tasting all things feet, this includes feet, foot fungus, toenails, and dry skin
Vincent Alban begins footing a flavorful foot.
by Jaidadd6969 October 13, 2022
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foot commando

when you can’t remember the word for barefoot
aw shat i lost my socks AND shoes. guess i’m going foot commando.
by lumberr June 4, 2019
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step foot on heaven

A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025
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A Backwards Foot

something that has or can have both favorable and unfavorable consequences
by Densely Curry June 14, 2021
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Shoe-Sock-Foot

the Hungarian version of Rock-Paper-Scissors. Shoe covers sock. Sock covers foot. Foot stinks up shoe.
The kids wanted to play "I Love Lucy", so first they played Shoe-Sock-Foot to see who had to be Ethel.
by Tank Miller April 24, 2024
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