Douche Canoe

The worst kid of douche imaginable.

This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.

1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.

by Stigmata. September 20, 2008

Douche-core

variations of music derived from hardcore punk that display qualities of which anything close to a hardcore ethos is derived such as crappy club music in lieu of a breakdown and or band members resembling the cast of jersey shore and a lyrical content similar to the my new haircut skits

1-hey what are you doing tonight, man?
2-going to see abandon all ships, and gonna down some jagerbombs and heineken. got any hair gel?
1-that is so douche-core.

by BoogieBoardBuddha July 14, 2010

douche-brah

a combination of both Douche and Brah (as in bro). Especially useful for friends who you would normal refer to as "brah" but they are being a complete douchebag.

(mate does something stupid)
"what'd you do that for douche-brah?"

by nancyninja May 11, 2009

Tenacious Douche

A very angry internet poster who has been known to cheat on occasion. Has been known to scam his way to the top.
Anything to win.

That guy is being a complete Tenacious Douche

by Toilet Monkey July 1, 2011

eye douche

a term used for saline solution or contact solution.

My contacts are dried out, I need to get some eye douche.

by txmom74 September 30, 2010

Douche Bag

A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!

Your a fucking douche bag!

Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.

Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!

by nataSdoG September 24, 2011

Douche of the day

Declaration of somebody acting in an idiotic and mischievous manner.

Oh, there goes James. Douche of the day!

by JamessssB January 20, 2009