The Devil’s Graffiti

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after an explosive bowel movement, particularly after the first flush.

Them: I’ve already flushed twice and there’s still shit stuck on the toilet

Me: That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby. You can’t deface what’s already been defaced.

by link1ater July 26, 2021

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Devil’s scooter

CRJ-200 - a sad and uncomfortable regional jet

I’ve managed to get the Devil’s Scooter up to FL370 without core locking the engines before.

by Fly2nite December 11, 2021

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Devil’s Cup

A Devils Cup is a gender inclusive/neutral way to refer to menstrual cups for AFAB people

“How do we market our sanitary cups as trans inclusive?”

“We should give it a non feminine or masculine name, Like Devil’s Cup”

by indaistructable June 30, 2022

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Muted Devil

When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise

I muted devil several times at church, I don't know what I ate but I got the squirts

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021

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