1)
Person A: "Damn, I used be such a crush slut."
Person B: "Really?"
Person A: "Yeah, at one point I had 9 crushes at once."
Person B:
Person B: "WTF."
2)
Person A: "As Hozier says, I fall in love just a little ol' little bit every day with someone new."
Person B: "So in other words, you're a crush slut."
Person A: "Yep."
Person A: "Damn, I used be such a crush slut."
Person B: "Really?"
Person A: "Yeah, at one point I had 9 crushes at once."
Person B:
Person B: "WTF."
2)
Person A: "As Hozier says, I fall in love just a little ol' little bit every day with someone new."
Person B: "So in other words, you're a crush slut."
Person A: "Yep."
by SJH67 July 9, 2018
Get the Crush Slutmug. When you go to court for having a crush. If you're guilty you have a crush, if you're innocent you don't. Evidence such as photos video or audio recording can also be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court!
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.
by AppleEater321123 April 14, 2024
Get the crush courtmug. On the 7th of May, you have to tell your crush you like them. They might say yes. Plus the worst they can say is no, and rejection is a great way to learn that you don't need a goth gf. Or anyone who is toxic or just a bad person you deserve better. If they say no its okay. There's more fish in the sea.
*male one, walks up to girl* did you hear that John got rejected by Bethany. On National, tell your crush you like them day.*woman* on my god really. Well I guess that's nice of her not to be an ass about it since John is pretty sensitive. *male* also i like you. *woman* reallyyyyyy! On my gosh! *gives really cute eye stare* I like you to! Your such a great friend to have. Oh can I tell you about this boy I like? He works at a cat cafe. *male. Really disappointed, thinking well i told her and im friend zoned. That's okay I guess..... gives forced smile* oh really go on.
by Itsamebobvy October 13, 2025
Get the National, tell your crush you like them day.mug. by Saggatagus November 5, 2019
Get the Crushmug. when you mix cocaine and mdma into a line and snort it during a full moon weekend and you are your mates go on a skitz mission
by sibri8 July 23, 2017
Get the mandy crush sagamug. On December 14th it is national ask your crush out day! Its a day to ask them out but its okay to get rejected.
by thatnormalperson December 11, 2020
Get the National ask your crush out daymug. I have such a career crush on that doctor. She is everything I aspire to be when I’m a physician one day.
by warriorgirl23 February 22, 2021
Get the career crushmug.