Funky Cold Medina

A term used in the 80's by rapper tone loc to describe a clingy gold digging bitch, also has a possible cockney use

Mate 1: look'at'dat love over there shes only into the guy for his wad
Mate 2: yeah, she's a real Funky Cold Medina

by LaughingMann January 13, 2012

Funky Cold Medina

The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.

"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"

by bifficus April 26, 2007

the cake is cold

what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody's birthday - and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.

Receptionist J: isn't today Mary's birthday?

Receptionist P: Duh wench, the cake is cold!

by ReceptionistJ September 4, 2008

cold

the state of erection, having a boner

ewww you gave that guy a cold(boner)

by mr. anonymous23 April 21, 2008

cold penis

A cold penis hapoens when you when you want to have sex with a girl and when it comes time too you get " cold penis" and can't preform

Man me and Becky were toatally about to do it but I got cold penis

by Dooshcat December 21, 2016

cold cocking

The art of putting your dead husband in the freezer rather than burying him.

When thinking of burial plots. Mrs. Jones didn't like the area under the trees, so she decided upon cold cocking her husband in her frigidaire instead.

by Ice Hearted Queen January 7, 2009

cold chillin

to perform the act of ingesting psychedelics in any of its creative edible forms; while psychedelics are required in the equation, marijuana and alcohol are not, although they are commonly found in most of the instances of "cold chillin"

Billy "Yo dude, what's up today?
Manny "Shit...dude...cold chillin"
Billy "Shit"
Manny "Shiiiit"

by yesyoudid February 19, 2011