Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021

Captain Robby

As a noun, this phrase is a positive way to identify a pothead.
As a verb, it means to spend a long amount of time to smoke as much weed as you want/have. This is a good way to chill and find yourself again.

History: This phrase is based off a radio host who is AKAed as Captain Robby. His actual identity is unknown, but it is known that he enjoys fun times and PB&J sandwiches during said times o' fun.

Noun: "Dude, you're such a Captain Robby, I love it. Got any extra pot on you?"

Verb: "Hey, man, I'm thinking about 'captain robby'ing it tomorrow. I just need to relax, I'm too stressed, I need just one day where I can smoke as much weed as I want."

Other: "Make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and bring it down to the station and win our grand prize!"

by funckyfrush January 17, 2008

assistant captain

A person on a sports team who helps the captain but is still below his power.

Who's that?

Oh hes the assistant captain

by Ibby_Libby June 6, 2014

Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.

Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."

by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021

Captain

Captain is short for captain moron. You refer captain moron to those who are so stupid. But you shorten it to captain so the person doesn’t know what you’re talking about.

Damn ally is such a captain

by Organic avocado October 1, 2018

Captain Shartacus

A man who can't help but shit himself

Hey man are u captain Shartacus??
Yeah bro, didn't you know!

by ULTIMATE October 25, 2016

Captain 66

Brandon McCartney realized that hip hop today has more haters than there are people who praise what they actually like. So he hit the mall, swagged himself up, and went to work writing hilarious, self-conceited raps ever. Through websites like MySpace and Twitter (this was back when MySpace was a thriving community and the success of Facebook was a twinkle in Mark Zuckerberg's eye) he gained an online following and now has 5 albums out, thanks to the haters. By becoming this "persona", he's giving 0101010, a co-sign.

Like Omg 66 ! There goes the Captain 66 !

by 6 Kiss August 15, 2022