When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.
by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023
Get the Canadian Fridge Fiddle mug.A footjob in which is committed in a breakfast restaurant establishment; Denny’s, IHOP, etc. two parties have to engage in a public area. One person disembarks their footwear and the other unveils their pecker. After both parties are ready for the act, either one puts maple syrup on their foot/feet or wang. When such is done, the person gifting the sexual act starts activating their foot or feet on the male genitalia to come to result preferred by the attending parties.
by DualShock4 November 4, 2023
Get the Canadian Footjob mug.A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.
Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.
by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023
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Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?
by bmf85 December 6, 2022
Get the Canadian Shooting Range mug.A guy who can't get girls, doesn't matter how hard he tries, he just can't. His looks are like 10/100, but he has the best personality out there, if you are in love with this guy, he will take care of you, no matter how hard it is. He can be very short, or have bad haircut a.t.c.. He is a virgin for a fukin long time.
Did you hear what happened?
Yeah, Peter tried to pick up Susan, but she just rejected him.
That's sad, Peter's such a Canadian
Yeah, Peter tried to pick up Susan, but she just rejected him.
That's sad, Peter's such a Canadian
by Thatonealoneguy December 12, 2022
Get the Canadian mug.My girlfriend & I took a Canadian intermission last night. There's a new restaurant that's opened nearby, and their poutine is heavenly.
by EaterOfTheEggs December 15, 2022
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