Beauty and the beast

When the left nut (the beauty) is shaved completely clean and the right nut (the beast) is COVERED in hair

When he went to the waxer he asked for the (beauty and the beast)

by & December 30, 2024

beautiful

looking good good looking aka whoppa my beloved

You think SHES beautiful? shes obviously not as beautiful as WHOPPA

by asterishalfdead June 26, 2025

Barton Beauties

The Barton Beauties are the girls who work Barton Street and the surrounding areas such as Emerald Street and James Street N in the downtown urban core of lower Hamilton Ontario. They can be found anytime of day or night, any day of the year, in any kind of weather, and are what could be considered bargain priced hookers, open to haggling and will often provide services for a donation of oxycontin, methamphetamine or crack cocaine in lieu of currency

Angelo gave his wife a venereal disease he caught from one of the Barton Beauties he picks up all the time on his way home from the night shift National Steel Car.

by Haggis MacPhreedom July 29, 2023

Beauty

Nakita Parmenter

OMG is that nakita woah beauty

by TREESISTALL February 28, 2023

Beauty scholarship

Crash and burn component to poorly executed flirt.

Hot girl: "i'm trying to get accepted in to vandelay state to study medicine next year."

Virgin: "Oh, you could get accepted easily... on a beauty scholarship.

by nerd observer November 20, 2014

big black beautiful

There is a guy I fancy. He’s from the toon- he’s called isaih. He is BBB. Big. Black and beautiful. My friend Snapchat’s him and I’m so so jelly.

Ps I love u isaih

Oh my god I saw isaih in tup tup. He was big black beautiful and I love him so much

by Abskebabz February 24, 2024

Unrealistic beauty standards

Wow my modren met... Only one of those is unrealistic.

Hym "So, I took a peak at this article by 'my modern met' and it's called 'A.I. generates the perfect people and something something unrealistic beauty standards,' right? And the pictures they show is 1. A regular looking attractive Hispanic woman (Who is as a matter of fact NOT more attractive than Salma Hayek) and 2. The most shredded guy that could ever possibly exist. 0% body fat. So much muscle that you couldn't actually fit thay much muscle on a man with out him being larger. Obviously had a 12 pack. More shredded than a comic book character. Even the male fantasy of fitness pales in comparison to the A.I. generated man. I mean, you can't see the fat bulge in his artificially generated trousers but you know it's there. So, according to A.I. Salma Hayek is beyond perfect and the perfect man is a 9 foot tall Arnold Schwarzenegger who got hit with a shrink ray. You can't have that much muscle and be that small but BOTH of those are somehow unrealistic. It's unrealistic for a woman to be less attractive than Salma Hayek. It's wild. Look it up."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023