all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to

he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places

by pinkyoshi420 June 12, 2022

The Blood Unicorn

When someone fucks a girl on their period, then shakes the blood off their dick onto the woman's face

Hey dude, last night I rode The Blood Unicorn, and man, is it messy.

by Swiftercat September 20, 2020

Blood Slug

The blood clots that form during a period, which are then expelled feeling like the slither out.

"Oh great I can feel the blood slugs dropping in my panties" Bethany exclaimed

by The Original Agent Provocatuer January 17, 2023

Blood ain't thicker than my daughter

Thickness is how southern folk determine if a girl is legal ,they don't know numbers or anything fancy. Father has a step daughter and she is thick enough to fuck. "Shes ready paw"

bob: Blood ain't thicker than my daughter
blood: he ain't lying

by fuckhand November 18, 2021

Blood pudding

When you fuck a women on her period and dip in her vagina and her ass making a sloppy bloody pudding mixing the blood and poo from her ass.

Last night I made some of the best blood pudding with my girl friend.

by shovel breaker May 26, 2022

in warm blood

A crime committed, not from passion exactly, yet with some slight degree of feeling.

She was said to have murdered him in warm blood, not that she really cared whether he was sleeping with her best friend, but it irritated her to learn about it on Facebook.

by Monkey's Dad March 07, 2020

blood#0055

A fat neek who like to suck a lot of dick.

Bro your such a blood#0055.

by dingo779 August 22, 2022