by anonymous August 7, 2024

August 30th is the birthday of the loveliest, funny, and wonderful person to be born, appreciate their existence and tell them how much you love them ! :)
Person A: “Hey when’s your birthday?”
Person B: “August 30th”
Person A: “Yk, you’re a treasured person in my life”
Person B: “August 30th”
Person A: “Yk, you’re a treasured person in my life”
by leoluvscats July 28, 2022

Abolish august alcohol is the ultimate challange for alcoholics and eastern europeans
Rules:No alcohol its simple
Plecase dad just stop drinking
Rules:No alcohol its simple
Plecase dad just stop drinking
by Ani gucci November 7, 2018

by LargeBigMacPlease August 20, 2023

by Carman320 July 27, 2021

August is an amazing person he totally deserves your mom
hes very good with pussy and boobs
totally send him boobie piks
hes very good with pussy and boobs
totally send him boobie piks
august is god
by Ur moms dick November 22, 2021

Girlfriend: hey babe, todays august 18th. You know what that means..
Boyfriend: yep. Spread your legs in coming.
Boyfriend: yep. Spread your legs in coming.
by cumwhire20 August 17, 2022
